myperformancereviewsucked.com

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Thats such a good answer! I can use this on most sections of my review.

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These are the things I’d like to be measured on in my next performance review: parallel parking, personal hygiene, height, singstar, parenting and pub quiz. I see these factors as my fields of excellence.

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Not sure if this person realizes twitter is a public forum.

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Job ad from the burger bar up the road from me… Imagine what their performance reviews are like. Went there the other day and it had a note on the contertop that read “Sorry there are no handcut fries today. We got too wasted last night”

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I work in advertising. This isn’t a whinge, I actually find it pretty funny… Seems our HR person digs hyperbole. The three headings on my staff performance reviews read:

A. Details. Details. Details!
B. Getting stuff done.
C. Sharing the love (Making Friends!)

I am sure that the creatives don’t bat an eyelid, but I’m in the IT team. You want to try filling out “Sharing the love” for a staff member whose job is IT infrastructure support!